Brussels Sprout Joke Toilet Roll

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Anything But Ordinary

This festive season, why settle for boring bathroom decor when you can add a touch of culinary charm with our Brussels Sprout Toilet Roll? Printed with four hilarious sprout jokes, it’s guaranteed to have the whole family in stitches while they’re, well, occupied after a heavy Christmas dinner! Each box contains one roll, bringing a bit of Christmas fun to even the most private moments. Wrap it up as the perfect stocking filler for that hard-to-buy-for relative who’s always been suspicious of your taste in gifts. It’s the gift that keeps on giving— well, as long as you don’t run out!

Product Dimensions approx. (HWD): 10 x 9.5 x 9.5 cm.

Made from recycled paper.
At Punk & Poodle, we believe in bringing you only the most fabulous and quirky products! Our promise? We guarantee every item is handpicked for its unique flair, quality craftsmanship, and that little touch of magic we know you’ll love.
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So go ahead, shop with confidence – we’re here to ensure you’ll always get something extraordinary.

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This festive season, why settle for boring bathroom decor when you can add a touch of culinary charm with our Brussels Sprout Toilet Roll? Printed with four hilarious sprout jokes, it’s guaranteed to have the whole family in stitches while they’re, well, occupied after a heavy Christmas dinner! Each box contains one roll, bringing a bit of Christmas fun to even the most private moments. Wrap it up as the perfect stocking filler for that hard-to-buy-for relative who’s always been suspicious of your taste in gifts. It’s the gift that keeps on giving— well, as long as you don’t run out!

Product Dimensions approx. (HWD): 10 x 9.5 x 9.5 cm.
Made from recycled paper.

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Delivery Service	Countries	Delivery Time
EUROPE PRIORITY	Belgium, France, Germany, Spain, Austria, Netherlands, Sweden, Ireland, Luxembourg, Switzerland.	5-7 Working Days from time of order
EUROPE	Denmark, Finland, Greece, Iceland, Italy, Norway, Croatia, Czechia, Faroe Islands, Gibraltar, Hungary, Malta, Monaco, Poland, Portugal.	7-10 Working Days from time of order
WORLDWIDE	Australia, New Zealand, United States.	7-10 Working Days from time of order

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